What movies have not aged well?
12.06.2025 14:26

-J W Pepper
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Octopussy
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-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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Diamonds Are Forever
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
You Only Live Twice
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
From Russia With Love
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Moonraker
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-”Ah so!”
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
Dr No
The Living Daylights & Rambo III